the worst thing thats ever happened in the history of mankind

my local caffeine dispensary panera breaaad just moved their caffeine dispensers behind the counter because some kid "died" or whatever. now its much harder to get caffeine for free. this is easily the worst thing thats happened ever. worse than 9/11 definitely

simpsons haikus

everywhere i look
people are enjoying knives
don't do what don't does

black guys drive like this
yeah but white guys drive like this
it's true, we're so lame

time for hamburgers
i thought you made us steamed clams
no, i said steamed hams

sweet and yellow juice
but if it's tangy and brown
you're in cider town